No water. Rang up a plumber. Plumber arrived. Plumber needs to get into the loft to check cistern. Trap-door and hinges towards loft are made of plastic. Plumber is made of big bones and lots of weight. When Plumber approaches loft with ladder, leaning against the trap-door, trap-door falls (breaks) off. Plumber mends strange & mysterious things in the loft. All of this done in darkness. But hey!: Water is running again. Plumber gets money for work. Now I'm trying to glue hinges back onto trap-door with a loctite hot glue gun. In the hope it'll work.
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Men will always have to aim. Women don't.
