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Monday, June 30, 2003

 A picture named tourenne.jpgRaumpatrouille, the Movie. On the Trailer website are a lot of new MP3s to listen to. Dialogues are German, but the music is here to stay; check out "Title 31 - Invasion"(7.1MB, MP3). The startup sequence (2.3 MB. MP3) isn't bad either. This is fun.

Update. Interviews with the actors (Dietmar; Eva!) and Peter Thomas, the best (Film) composer ever; he's ranging shortly after Beethoven. Also: Götz Weidner and Werner Hierl, the guys responsible for the SFX. Back in 1966; and I still like them. The SFX of course. Not necessarily Götz and Werner.

The spaceship still looks funny. They really should have used my version of the Orion VIII. Thanks, Marc. I have to link your BASIS 104 now ... Done!

Oh, and their 'Links' page is now working. They're never going to mention me though, thanks to the (almost) lawsuit. Buggers.

I know! My RSS Feed is going bonkers. Sorry about that. But this is important. I'll stop now, ok?
7:36:27 PM   Cult, Orion Pics | |   
  

 A picture named bigshit.gifFeet. People keep asking me whether Bishops actually have feet, they seem to be hovering above the ground. Well, I don't know; their feet are covered by the black robe they're wearing, so I have no idea. But I managed to get a snapshot of a Bishop getting caught in something smelly & nasty, and I believe I can see a foot there. Hidden under a black robe.
7:17:09 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named 0,1020,227058,00.jpg Here's another arsehole which has cropped up lately. It's one of the 'remove-here' addresses:

seguridad.backbone@telefonica-data.com

The main address (where the spam originates) is:

Spam report id 317457445 sent to: liwj@public1.nc.jx.cn

Have fun.
5:10:50 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named schrat.jpgI knew the BBC must have some proper evidence; they're not stupid, are they? BBC has fresh details to support its dossier claim.

"The BBC will present fresh details about how the Iraqi weapons dossier was allegedly "sexed up'' by Downing Street and accuse Alastair Campbell of giving "inaccurate'' evidence to the official inquiry into the affair."

Publication of the claims, in the next 48 hours, will reignite the unprecedented row just as the Blair Government appears keen to damp it down. According to senior sources, the corporation has decided at the highest level not to give in to the relentless pressure from the Government."
9:09:02 AM   London | |   
  

 A picture named shit.gifLook, look ... Government attack on corporation spearheaded by journalists who quit to join New Labour [Independent: UK News]

"The Government's fierce attacks on the BBC over allegations that Downing Street "sexed up" a dossier on Iraqi weapons have been led by three former BBC journalists who now work for the government."
9:00:27 AM   London | |   
  


Sunday, June 29, 2003

 A picture named ryden.jpgMore fantastic art. Here's Mark Ryden. Spooky.
7:00:54 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named TS_thesailarman_lg.jpgThe Art of Todd Schorr. Wow. This is fantastic. Just fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. Fantastic. Found at Dublog.
6:45:44 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named crazy.gifHa! News - Ministers knew war papers were forged, says diplomat

US official who identified documents incriminating Iraq as fakes says Britain must have been aware of findings
4:27:09 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named Jahnn.jpgThe Night of Lead. How strange. Here we have one of the most important expressionist German authors of the 20th Century, and then there are basically no German websites about him? Typical. Here is a short English page about Hans Henny Jahnn; a French one here; and finally, a German page, where the author writes in the first line of his text that Jahnn was 'bisexual'. Now that is important. Good grief.

"The Night of Lead , published in 1962, shows Jahnn at his darkest: man is portrayed as the toy of supernatural powers, where his only certainty is a bodily existence which, in turn, is blindly bound to the laws of growth, death and decay and procreation [~] the major themes of Jahnn's writing."
12:26:14 PM   Literature | |   
  

 A picture named traven.jpgHal Croves. Ret Marut. B. Traven. Little is known about the author and anarchist who wrote 'The Death Ship' and 'The Treasure of the Sierra Madre'. Was he an American? A German? Who in fact was he? Anyway, he was a writer. And a good one too.

More here and here.

"B. Traven is one of the most mysterious figures in the 20th-century literature. His exact identity is still subject to much doubt. Although Traven claimed to be an American, his most important works were first published in Germany during the 1920s and 1930s, before some of them appeared in translation in England. Nothing definitive is known about Traven's origin. However, Traven's novels have been translated into more than 30 languages, sold more than 25 million copies, and they are required reading in Mexican schools."
12:11:40 PM   Literature | |   
  

 A picture named laugh.gifJust laugh more! See you tomorrow. No, later today - it's already one o'clock in the morning. Bye. And laugh more. That's important.
12:54:10 AM    | |   
  

Saturday, June 28, 2003

 A picture named 0,1020,227058,00.jpg Have fun:

brajesh.jain@estelcom.com
Spam report id 315240370 sent to: satyendra.jain@estelcom.com
Spam report id 315240376 sent to: abuse@shaidc.com
Spam report id 315240380 sent to: postmaster@shaidc.com
Spam report id 315240384 sent to: ct-abuse@sprint.net
11:03:23 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named clockw.jpgTolchock. Wellywellywell, dear Chellovecks, here's the

Nadsat!

A Clockwork Orange Dictionary. Quite Sarky but very Interessovat if you ask me... via linkfilter.

Martin, you fool ...
10:17:31 PM   Cult, Literature | |   
  

 A picture named pris09.jpgDry Bones. I've blogged The Prisoner before, but that doesn't matter, because I found some new links and it still is the best TV series next to Raumpatrouille. Anyway - here is The Prisoner at Retroweb; and a better Fanpage is here.

"Dedicated to Patrick McGoohan's cult TV series "The Prisoner", this site offers an extensive range of information, graphics, original artwork and music, plus information and graphics on Patrick McGoohan's other TV hit "Danger Man" ("Secret Agent" in the USA)."

And if you think you can download the amazing version of 'Dry Bones', in the last episode performed by The Four Lads , which is now unavailable anywhere, you are mistaken. Not even for 24 hours. And it's the best version of 'Dry Bones' ever.
9:48:14 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named 0,1020,227058,00.jpg And you deserve it anyway, because you're not doing your job:

abuse@comcast.net
8:38:30 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named fast.gifDear Programmers. Software Developers. Hard code specialists. RadioGods.

Is it not possible to develop a weblog software where you set up a certain template in, let's say, Photoshop (or any other imaging software), import that into your blogging software, get a free space for your entries assigned and - off you go? You can then upload it to any ftp server you like. And you can easily add navigator bars, blogrolls, links and whatnot somewhere in the template. And of course, everything with an WYSIWYG editor.

Now is this really so difficult?

Why do I have to cope with buggy software? Why with xml and html and opml and rss feeds? For God's sake, this is 2003 and not 1979! Guess I'll have to practice more on the LM computer simulator.
8:18:23 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named warbot.gifAhhh! Working again, Radio, are we? Well, I just had to republish my entire website. Took about 4 hours. Thank you, Radio.
7:49:37 PM   Blogs | |   
  

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5:59:04 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named shit.gifWonder if this will update the weblog...
5:41:09 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named head.gifBrrrr. I've got an archive now. Great. But I'm still not happy about the typography in the NavBar. I've tidied it up a bit, ok, but still - I don't like it. The paragraphs are terrible. I've got to learn proper HTML and XML. Maybe next weekend. Got other stuff to do than this. Frustrated.

I'm now absolutely fed up with Radio UserLand "a hrefuckoff, if you want to go their webpage, click on the bloody coffee mug in the top left corner!". I'm fed up with this! There surely must be an easier and less buggy way to publish a weblog? For God's sake, I'm a designer, not a programmer!
4:21:46 PM   Blogs | |   
  

 A picture named chgoto.jpgMonolopy. Everything about Monopoly on this page. Check out the old card illustrations from the thirties. Or twenties? Whatever. Via the fabulous iconomy.
10:41:00 AM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named LM.gifPractical Computing. Great. Here is the Apollo Lunar Module Computer Simulator (Java). Found this gem at linkfilter.
10:29:07 AM    | |   
  

 A picture named seal.gifLet's start this lovely day with a quick one from my sketchbooks.

And a question to all of the UserLand RadioGods out there: How do I get proper paragraphs (or, even better: Divider Rules) between the items in my Navbar on the right? Between the link "Orion pictures" and the title "Blog reading" for example? Any ideas? So far I've tried paragraph tags, break tags and even 'empty' lines with no text in them. Nothing seems to work.

Update: Found it! On The Shifted Librarian's site: here. All I had to do was to insert an
<item name="&lt;hr&gt;" pagename=""/>.

So if you ever need to edit the Navigator links, look no further.
10:15:38 AM   Blogs | |   
  


Friday, June 27, 2003

 A picture named floet.jpgA fellow cartoonist! Found in my comments: Blaugustine, a blog full with cartoons and art. Great! And more work on my link bar ... tomorrow.
8:26:51 PM   Blogs | |   
  

 A picture named marcel.jpgMaking Sense of Marcel Duchamp. Fantastic website (bigtime Flash alert!) about the cubist, dadaist and surrealist. By Andrew Stafford, the same guy who organised the 'Aspen' exhibit, which I've mentioned below.
8:22:49 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named FG0078v.jpgPosada. Must be my 'Art Day' today: Large archive of Posada Prints.

"Jose Guadalupe Posada's work is internationally recognized today. Yet, in his own time he was considered a mere artisan, a commercial illustrator producing images on short deadlines for the penny press. After his death in 1913, he was largely forgotten (though his work continued to appear from time to time in the popular press whenever a publisher found it convenient to reuse his printing blocks). His work was rediscovered a decade later by Jean Charlot and the artists of the Mexican Renaissance, who recognized a predecessor in Posada and acknowledged him as "the artist of the Mexican people."
8:11:36 PM   Cult, Literature | |   
  

 A picture named aspen3Ad_02.gifAspen. The multimedia magazine in a box. Aspen magazine was published by Phyllis Johnson from 1965 to 1971. Each issue came in a customized box filled with booklets, phonograph recordings, posters, postcards - one issue even included a spool of Super-8 movie film. Artists included JG Ballard, Peter Blake, John Cage, Ira Cohen, Philip Glass, David Hockney, John Lennon, Roy Lichtenstein, Andy Warhol...

And here it is reborn as a web version, with the recordings as MP3 files, the movies as Quicktime movies, a full documentary and lots of other stuff. Enjoy. It's ... FAB.
3:57:24 PM   Cult, Literature | |   
  

 A picture named umbrella_image002.jpgI always wanted to know that. The History of the Umbrella - Excerpt from RL. Chambers' Book of Days, Vol. 1 (1864) at 241-44.
2:57:33 PM   Cult, Literature | |   
  

 A picture named rearwin2.jpgSpellbound. Alfred Hitchcock Exhibit at The Bill Douglas Centre. Well done with old book covers, photos, posters and even cigarette cards.
7:48:13 AM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named teach.gifBlackbeard. The nice person on the left is Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, and he is a professional pirate. Found a Pirate Image Archive. Nice. - Nils, did you link this before or was it a different pirates link? Can't remember...
7:38:02 AM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named 0,1020,227058,00.jpg I'd like to have a macro that generates real addresses of spammers.

enygjnz@neirvvwazh.ar, qxfeehyc@wbtg.ch, eqrjaxaj@ehrlppqtwapwsbuxbsl.ru, byonxb@obdyj.pl, qeh@avkwjabjg.mil, gyyjglt@qlpciwncbcjmmp.eu, gagtjslms@nsbblcprt.biz, vngjp@zqoencv.it, mqpeipv@cwjcqdxydxmixhasprel.de, sjivdec@zixsutmatyvjil.at, dxbrdyavek@fkudbjit.biz, bvciymv@bssvzqwwlsbeex.com, qtmo@mjdexncxmhm.net, gvjoljdejn@fttkomaigtgpy.at, mwkiw@tgzbgvx.org, uyroli@dynlimqbpakajzsxowy.fr, rcyzlo@leouwm.ar, evjumvnkuc@btpjuj.com, dfnxp@mtobbtluimmdabsp.ar, aaexlybt@qfyhniwtsecfdtedj.net
7:25:20 AM    | |   
  


Thursday, June 26, 2003

 "bird"Waking up. Spambusters. It is time to fight unsolicited email on all fronts - from parliament to your inbox, writes Jack Schofield. [Guardian Unlimited]

"It's time to stop spam. The percentage of spam has grown from 7% of all email in 2001 to 45% now, and in another year or two, it could be high enough to make email unusable. Perhaps we can never stop spam completely, but we must stem the flood before it's too late."
6:03:33 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named crusade2.jpgBloodshed. Big time. Thanks to 'The Church'. Website about Medieval Crusades.
12:46:24 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named arth_tapestry2.jpgLegends. King Arthur. Erin & Alba. Beowulf. Paladins & Princes. All of this and much more is at Legends.
12:38:12 PM   Cult, Literature | |   
  

 "head2"So. Is Campbell leaving then? Is he going to be kicked out?BBC hits back in Iraq row. Politics: The BBC's director of news rebuts Alastair Campbell's claim that the corporation reported 'lies'. [Guardian Unlimited]
12:30:15 PM    | |   
  

Wednesday, June 25, 2003

 A picture named Image6.jpgOh, how wonderful. Victorian visions of the year 2000 on old German chocolate cards - a cartophilic journey 'back to the future'. Fabulous! Link found at Travelers Diagram. And while you're there, check out the NASA space colony art.
9:00:15 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named ps354155.jpgThe Street Crier. London 1753. Nice exhibition at The British Museum.
8:36:06 PM   London | |   
  

 A picture named baader.jpgHow strange. Found a peculiar website with an archive of picture galleries covering topics like anarchy, dada, feminism, nudism, dance ... very strange indeed.
8:19:52 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named shit.gifAnd here is the frustrated art director. I know the feeling.
2:20:11 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named eyes.gifHeHeHe...'Naked dance' ad was cover-up. This is London Jun 25 2003 3:59AM ET [Moreover - moreover...]

"A disappointed theatre-goer who expected to see naked dancers leap across the stage only to find they were fully-clothed had their complaint upheld by the advertising watchdog today.

The objection came after the complainant saw a leaflet for the Leeds-based Phoenix Dance Theatre which showed two honed naked bodies prancing through the air."
2:03:09 PM   London | |   
  

 A picture named tdc_stamp3.jpgInsel Felsenburg. (Dieter would have loved this.) Tristan da Cunha is the remotest island in the world, situated at 37 South and 12 West and 2000 kms from St Helena and 2800 kms from the nearest mainland Cape of Good Hope in South Africa. And it's also the 'Insel Felsenburg', at least according to Arno Schmidt. Check out the Annals of Tristan da Cunha; interesting stuff there. And here's more.
1:56:05 PM   Literature | |   
  

 A picture named LROY4webdetail.jpgFantastic. The Robot Art of Lawrence Northey. Amazing. Link found at Dublog.
10:28:14 AM   Cult | |   
  

 "head2"Maps. I'm sure Jörg will like this: a weblog about maps, and of course it's called The Map Room. Nice.
9:30:43 AM   Blogs | |   
  

Tuesday, June 24, 2003

 A picture named index_top05052003.jpgFrxcksz! Have to ring Apple again. The new CRT - there are some bright 'spots' in the upper part of the screen. Pinholes. Distracting stuff which I can't get rid of. Seems to be 'burnt in' into the tube itself - strange. It's really annoying when doing work in Photoshop. No- it's even annoying once you've realised there's something annoying on your screen... spots, bright spots. Like scratchmarks? I think I'll get a G5. Or no, a Dell, just to annoy Apple. How annoying. Am I getting an award now for using the verb 'to annoy' at least 54876 times? No? How annoying.
10:31:30 PM   Blogs | |   
  

 A picture named getImageFromSeite.gifArno Schmidt's favourite Encyclopedia. Fantastic. Meyers Konversations Lexikon fom 1888. Thank you Anneke; this is great.
6:00:21 PM   Literature | |   
  

 A picture named capture15.jpgOrion X. You know Roland Emmerich, don't you? He's the director of Independence Day (which is about to be celebrated in the USofA soon!) and Godzilla. And several other famous movies. He's German. And (most probably because of that) we have something in common:

Raumpatrouille, still the best SF TV series around. Roland was working on a remake of the old series, together with the German TV channel PRO7 (Their website is crap, don't go there).

That was in the late 90s. And it never happened, because of the costs involved. Shame.

Well, I managed to get hold of the script of the pilot. It's great, and you can't download it right here as a PDF. It's a very dark and almost cynical version of the original first episode, 'Angriff aus dem All' (Attack from Outer Space) and it's written by Terry Black.

Terry: Good work!

I'll keep it on the server for about 2 days, and then it'll be gone. After all, the copyright is with Emmerich/Black/Pro7/Bavaria and whatnot. Enjoy it while you can.

An interview with Terry was published on a website which I can't find anymore (Google sucks anyway, what the heck has happened there?), so the raw text is here in it's entirety and archived forever:

SAVING THE WORLD BY MONDAY

by Terry Black

"Good news," says Anne, my agent, in a tone of immense relief. "Treehouse is giving you a third meeting."

It's good news indeed. Among free-lance writers, the third meeting is a cherished goal, a sort of Holy Grail - because according to Writer's Guild rules, if they bring you in for a third meeting on a project they have to hire you.

For good reason. So much time is spent on those Gadfly pitch meetings, so much effort with no promise of return, that if they bring you in not once, not twice, but three times then they'd damn well better pay you for it.

As a veteran of numerous meetings numbering two or less, I'm overjoyed.

Treehouse Films is producing the new series Orion, based on the German classic Space Patrol that ran for only seven episodes but became a staple of European broadcasting. (One of my students reports seeing it in England in 1986.) Among its German fans are producers Oliver Eberle and Roland Emmerich, who want to do a revamped update with high-tech special effects. Roland's involvement is great news, because he's co-writer and director of the sure-fire summer smash, Independence Day.

Last time, I pitched half a dozen story ideas and got a favorable response to four. This time, Oliver wants to talk about the direction of the series, how to make the aliens scary, and what elements of the original Space Patrol will still play in the nineties. They're planning thirteen episodes, with more to come if the ratings are sufficient.

"We've got all thirteen assigned," he says. I'm crestfallen until he adds, "And two of them are yours."

Ah, sweet mystery of life...

The two they like are Storm Center, where the Orion and an alien ship are grounded on the same backwater planetoid; and Second Guess, where young Officer Zed develops the psychic ability to predict not the future, but its exact opposite. The alien story will need reworking because they've hired a consultant to "design" the aliens - their diet, physiology and mating habits - and the update makes most of my story obsolete.

Not that I'm complaining. Shay Roberts' The Secret Life of Frogs describes the deadliest alien menace since Michael Rennie's robot came THAT close to frying the planet in The Day the Earth Stood Still. The alien encounters will play like horror scenes; no cuddly Ewoks here.

The bad news is that the series is on hold until they've got a shootable pilot script. The first draft has a clever plot but the characters and dialogue are a little stale, and Treehouse wants a rewrite. The good news is that I'm up for the job.

It's a big deal, because a series won't work without a compelling pilot. It's the first glimpse the viewers have of your show; done badly, it'll be the last glimpse. Episode Two can be an aesthetic triumph, but nobody will care if the first one sucks egg yolks. Show of hands: how many people saw the second episode of Cop Rock?

What the pilot needs most, I argue, is to establish each of the characters clearly. It doesn't matter that we're in outer space, ten centuries from now - whether it's about cops or cowboys, dynasties or dinosaurs, the only reason viewers will tune in again next week is if they care about the starring leads.

The Honeymooners was made with minuscule production values (at least, by modern standards), but Ralph and Alice were so vivid they became cultural icons. On the other hand, the first episode of Battlestar Galactica had a feature-film budget (it was actually shown in theatres), but the characters were so forgettable that I can't name them.

The plot in Orion's pilot script is fine. Mostly. Well, there's an odd bit in the third act where Commander McLane is captured by aliens and then shows up later without a word of explanation, but any writer worth his mouse pad can rattle off a dozen escape devices (he slips the ropes, picks the lock, crawls through the air vent, plays dead until the dumb guard comes to investigate, etc.) without breaking a sweat.

A tougher question is, what can McLane do that not only serves the story but reveals his character? What can all of them do? Because the pilot should give every cast member a moment in the footlights, a word of introduction to the folks at home, or it hasn't done its job.

So that's how I pitch the pilot. I downplay the story and instead go through the characters, suggesting ways to make each and every one of them memorable and unique. When I'm done, they seem impressed.

This is Thursday. I'm sweating bullets all weekend long, until on Monday it's all I can do not to call up the agency and gasp, "Well...?" I figure if they knew anything, they'd tell me, and I don't want to seem desperate - even though I am desperate.

Finally, around 5:00 PM, I can bear it no longer. I call the agency and Anne comes on, sounding a little breathless. "I can't talk now," she explains, "because Treehouse is on the other line, negotiating your contract. You got the pilot."

Just like that.

And that's the story of why I'm no longer unemployed. The script was rewritten in about two weeks, and submitted last Monday. Tomorrow I get notes on rewriting the rewrite. They seem delighted by what I've done so far. My working title is Baptism By Fire, which describes not only the story but the process of creating it.

Keep watching the skies, boys and girls. The adventure's just begun.
3:59:10 PM   Cult, Orion Pics | |   
  

 A picture named 0,1020,227058,00.jpg Some real addresses to follow up:

Spam report id 308363892 sent to: liwj@public1.nc.jx.cn, Spam report id 308363895 sent to: abuse@publicf.bta.net.cn Spam report id 308363898 sent to: ntbnt@public.nc.jx.cn, Spam report id 308363904 sent to: abuse@chinanet.cn.net

Arseholes.
2:36:11 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named p50.jpgThe Trabant. Quoting:

Trabant [~en, ~en] 1. jackman 2. servant, companion (from a German-Hungarian dictionary - translated to English)

From the late '50s a vehicle, a personal carrier emerged from the Eastern part of Germany which became the symbol of Eastern transportation. That's the Trabant.

That particular website is located here and a more comprehensive one about the funny little car is here (German text).
12:31:02 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named nudegrl2.jpgPor-no-graphic. Good old Egon. I think he was great, although a bit weird. A really good website about the Austrian artist is simply called Egon Schiele; another one is the Egon Schiele Museum with Japanese text, but again the drawings and paintings are international. Have fun.
11:31:46 AM    | |   
  

 A picture named index_top05052003.jpgIncredible. They've actually replaced the CRT and the analog board. Strange. According to Apple specs all they had to do was to replace the IVAD cable ... ? So my eMac is basically brandnew. Why not. Anyway, I'm back. And I missed the IT&W party. Damn.

Meanwhile at Apple: They have just introduced the 'World's fastest PC'. A G5 dual processor running with 2Ghz. I want one of those. And Safari must be the fastest browser on the planet. The speed is amazing. And: 'Panther' reminds me of a Science Fiction movie. Looks good. Very good indeed. I want it. Now.

Apart from that: I read an old Maigret novel, 'Inspector Cadaver' and watched lots of boring stuff on the telly. Ridiculous. Sigh ... I got me 'puter back!!! Hooray!
11:08:42 AM   Blogs | |   
  


Wednesday, June 18, 2003

 A picture named rain1.jpgHey! A whole weekend without a computer! No blogging; no email; no web! That means I could read some more books. Watch telly. Call some friends - on the phone! Or even visit them. Tidy up my studio. Do this and do that.

I believe I'm dying ... Help! I'm already having withdrawal symptoms! I'm getting depressed!!
7:25:55 PM    | |   
  

 "robot3"Wot?! Just switched on my Mac and no fuzzy and distorted screen? This machine is driving me mad. Anyway, they're going to pick it up tomorrow and I'll have it back 'in a few days'. That means probably a fortnight. Of course it takes long opening up the machine, replacing a cable and screwing it back together again.

Hope to see you all back soon. Or shall I do the Scott: "Last entry. For God's sake, look after our people"? Nah, I won't do that. Depends on Apple. I can always get a Dell, you know. Or a Pet 2001. Now that was a proper computer. Enough of this. Bye.
7:17:30 PM    | |   
  


Tuesday, June 17, 2003

 A picture named robot2.gifDammit! Apple was supposed to pick up my machine tomorrow. They just rang, telling me they won't be able to do so, because they have no packaging material to wrap around the precious computer. I don't believe it. No idea when I'll be able to blog again. There is no justice in this world. Hey: Just pretend today, tomorrow and the rest of the week is Bloomsday and then read all the articles below over and over again. Yuk, my eyes hurt. Noise on my screen. I'll better go and watch TV.
9:12:05 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named zorn.gifNow I really have to ring up Apple. My eMac is behaving badly again. 'Raster Shift' problems. Got to get it fixed.
6:48:55 AM    | |   
  

Sunday, June 15, 2003

 A picture named bild_bild_Raumpatrouille_O.jpgRaumpatrouille, the movie. A comprehensive documentation about the project is now downloadable as a PDF or WORD file at the Bavaria website. Thank you Marc, thank you Josef.
9:50:19 PM   Cult, Orion Pics | |   
  

 A picture named james_joyce_m106958.jpgWhomsday. An Anti-Bloomsday opinion. And now I'm going to watch Der Kommissar on 3SAT. Fed up with Bloomsday already.
9:09:38 PM   Cult, Literature | |   
  

 A picture named bloomsday4.jpgVirtual. More Bloomsday e-cards.
9:03:32 PM   Literature | |   
  

 A picture named bloom.gifToo dumb to read Ulysses? This is Ulysses for Dummies.
8:58:50 PM   Literature | |   
  

 A picture named bigjoycedublin.jpgEverywhere, alcohol is consumed in quantity. A recipe for a Molly Bloom seedcake.
8:55:28 PM   Literature | |   
  

 A picture named bloom85.jpgCards. Here are some Bloomsday cards
8:44:08 PM   Literature | |   
  

 A picture named bigjoyceparis.jpgBloomsday. Here's the James Joyce Centre. More Bloomsday here.
8:39:12 PM   Literature | |   
  

 A picture named manouvre.gifTactical Manoeuvres. This is your Bishop Information Minister speaking. Tomorrow is Bloomsday. The foolish person known as The Cartoonist has to work tomorrow, so he won't be able to post any new items. So it's down to me. And herewith I'm declaring the day today as Bloomsday! Joyce got it all wrong. Bloomsday is the 15th, not the 16th. This is your Bishop speaking.
8:32:11 PM   Literature | |   
  

 A picture named Funky.jpgDer König von Deutschland. Those guys played Punk long before Punk Rock was even invented. We, being Punks, hated them. Why? They were great. Ton Steine Scherben. Keine Macht für niemand. And here's more.

This is the Full Monty:

Ich bin nicht frei
Und ich kann nur wählen
Welche Diebe mich bestehlen
Welche Mörder mir befehlen
Ich bin tausend mal verblutet
Und sie ham mich vergessen
Ich bin tausend mal verhungert
Und sie warn vollgefressen

Im Süden
Im Osten
Im Westen
Im Norden

Es sind überall die selben
Die uns ermorden
In jeder Stadt
Und in jedem Land
Schreibt die Parole
An jede Wand

Keine Macht für Niemand
Keine Macht für Niemand

Reißen wir die Mauern ein
Die uns trennen
Kommt zusammen Leute
Lernt euch kennen
Du bist nicht besser
Als der neben Dir
Keiner hat das Recht
Menschen zu regiern

Im Süden
Im Osten
Im Norden
Im Westen

Es sind überall die selben
Die uns erpressen

In jeder Stadt
Und in jedem Land
Heißt die Parole
Von unserm Kampf

Keine Macht für Niemand
Keine Macht für Niemand

Komm rüber Bruder
Reih Dich ein
Komm rüber Schwester
Du bist nicht allein
Komm rüber Mutter
Wir sind auf Deiner Seite
Komm rüber Alter
Wir wolln das Gleiche

Augsburg
München
Frankfurt
Saarbrücken

Es sind überall die selben
Die uns unterdrücken

In jeder Stadt
Und in jedem Land
Mach ne Faust
Aus Deiner Hand

Keine Macht für Niemand
Keine Macht für Niemand
2:42:16 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named stern07.jpgOrion, the Hunter. The map of the skies - Franz Niklaus König: Himmelsatlas (1826). Fantastic. Via Schockwellenreiter.
2:10:54 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named harry.jpgIndustriemädchen. Harry Rag of SYPH fame is now living happily in Ljubljana. Harry, all the best; zurück zum Beton.
1:50:58 PM   Cult | |   
  

Saturday, June 14, 2003

 A picture named Dietmar.jpgDietmar Schönherr. Cliff McLane. And Raumpatrouille. I've uploaded a very special MP3. Not. Dietmar live. Marc, thank you.

"Wir sind die Mannschaft der Orion acht."
10:42:02 PM   Cult, Orion Pics | |   
  

 A picture named HA.jpgNew. The Fact & Fiction Weblog doesn't exist anymore, it has been discontinued; Phil is now blogging at dailyblossom. Good grief, I've got to change my navigator links on the right again! Grrr ...
5:15:25 PM   Blogs | |   
  

 A picture named 0,1020,227058,00.jpg Well, tripod, I'm getting fed up with this shit in my daily email:

Entschuldige bitte!

Es tut mir alles sehr leid. Bitte bitte verzeih mir meinen Ausrutscher.

Ich habe mir fuer dich was ganz besonderes ausgedacht.

Einfach auf den Link: http://www.Treffpunkt2003sunshine.de klicken,

schau es dir an und melde dich dann sofort bei mir oder hinterlege eine Nachricht auf der Seite.

Bis gleich...

And I'm getting gazillions of spam mails like that. And they're all being routed through tripod.

So I guess tripod won't mind publishing their spam reporting email addresses here:

abuse@tripod.com

abuse@tripod.cl

Now have fun. Arseholes.
4:47:42 PM    | |   
  

 A picture named bush.jpgTurn up the volume. And listen to this: The idiot son of an asshole. You can sing along with it. Via Kosmonautentraum. Nils, this is great.

"Don't hate us because we're Americans ... just hate our government."
2:06:05 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named lubber.jpgLubberland. Absolutely fantastic, gorgeous, tasty, delicious, the best link ever. Trust me, I'm an art director. Anneke has found the secret map of the Schlaraffenland and posted it across to das kollektiv (follow the robot). Fabulous. Mhmm...icecream, candy, cakes...

Text in German. Don't worry, just check out the map.
1:46:02 PM   Cult, Literature | |   
  

 A picture named cow.gifRight. I almost forgot I'm living in a monarchy. Queen's Birthday Honours 1 [Independent: UK News]
9:25:59 AM   London | |   
  

 "robot4"He can't get anything right, can he? Blair under fire over 'botched' reshuffle [Independent: UK News]
9:22:17 AM   London | |   
  

Friday, June 13, 2003

 "hui"Last one for tonight. Armin Grewe (yes, that's the same one as below) has been interviewed by Stuart Mudie. Read. Rip. Burn. Mix. Send. The Agfers of Kodack.
8:56:39 PM   Blogs | |   
  

 A picture named IMAG002-1.jpgAvebury revisited. I'm sure Armin will like this. Avebury - a Present from the Past must be the best website about the amazing stone circles. It comes with lots of maps (historical and new), diagrams, photos and Quicktime VR movies. Simply fantastic.

Oh, it's Summer, it's warm. If I still had my Caterham 7 (1700 SuperSprint) I would just drive down there... stay in Marlborough at the Ivy House Hotel, meet all the crop circle guys (and those from Berlin!) at the Barge Inn in Alton Barnes, have a pint at the Red Lion and check out Silbury Hill and the White Horses in between. Sigh...it's just not as much fun in a Ford Fiesta...!

Grin: All those links should keep you busy for a while. It's still too hot to blog.
8:11:54 PM   Cult | |   
  

 A picture named gin_lane_detail.gifGin Lane. A nice little Hogarth Scrapbook.

"Recent cataloguing work has turned up a new discovery of engravings and etchings by William Hogarth (1697-1764). The collection appears to have belonged to the Manchester collector John Legh Philips, whose library and collection of prints and paintings was sold after his death in 1814. The collection is contained in a large scrapbook measuring 63 x 47 cm. A total of 190 prints have been pasted onto both sides of fifty leaves on paper which has now become acidic and brittle. The prints themselves have been cut down, but in most cases without affecting the impression of the plates."
7:25:41 PM   Cult, Literature, London | |   
  

 A picture named 0,1020,227058,00.jpg The Guardian about Spam: Guardian Unlimited | Online | Pornographers hijack home computers

"British experts have found the first hard evidence that hundreds of thousands of computers were deliberately infected with viruses by spammers who used the machines to distribute pornography and junk mail."

Give it to them: ismvilp@yftegcquhhz.de, qfwejdjax@mcrikdtbocujauhzor.nl, nzboq@mgilluniu.dk, nxpt@haqji.mil, zpmkwlo@ygzmetyxulmxwpud.de, xmvwhyvj@dgbhly.dk,